IT’S ALL GOOD IN THE H-WOOD Last night, I was at the L.A. screening of Michael Moore’s Sicko. Some politically savvy celebs attended including Melissa Etheridge and John Cusack. But who knew Moore was tight with rappers? Pharrell made an unexpected appearance, telling me how him and his bro Moore were both born in April. How cute!
Moore might not be able to get along with the Bush administration, but he’s got rappers on his side. That definitely goes a long way.
THE NEW DUI
Hopefully most hard partying celebs have gotten a hint from Paris’ drama in jail, and have either found their wagon or a sober chauffeur. Anyways, getting a DUI is so last month. The latest celeb debacle should be getting a DUIT: Driving Under the Influence of Texting.
I’m telling you, texting can cause as many or more accidents than drunk driving. Drinking and texting isn’t the best idea either. If Judge Sauer really wants to screw with celebs, than this is a great option.
Martha Steward re-invented herself, and if Paris or her “people” are smart enough, she will too. She doesn’t even need to think up the idea for herself. The L.A. Civil Rights Association is already calling on the heiress to be their spokesperson. IT GETS HOTTER HERE
I think she should totally do a cover of Elvis Presley’s “Jailhouse Rock” on her next album.
And the countdown begins… Paris only has a week left until her sentence ends and Hollyweird gets freaky once again. Get ready to release the hounds!
HOT RIDE
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a batbike.
Batman Begins 2 aka The Dark Knight only starts shooting in September with a release date in July of 2o08. But the big news is… the release of his new hot commodity.
As we all know, Katie Holmes is not on board. She has better things to do like party with the Beckhams and get knocked up?
IN THE END, WE’RE ALL PIGS
Speaking of babies. CBS and FOX refused to air this condom commercial:
If they really believe that, “Contraceptive advertising must stress health-related uses rather than the prevention of pregnancy,” why don’t they do something about it? I forgot how networks are there simply to entertain. Informing and educating are totally overrated!
Here’s a funny condom commercial from our witty Euros:
GET YOUR GAME ON
And who said gamer geeks didn’t know how to pick up chicks? READ MORE DUDE
PRINCE ME It’s been 10 years since Princess Di’s death, which means Di special galore. Matt Lauer sat down and got real with Prince William and Harry.
Here’s a look at some of the interview:
These guys probably get more chicks than anyone in Hollywood!
MORE MOORE Michael Moore’s latest anti-US documentary, SICKO, was leaked on Youtube this past weekend. Weinstein Co. was quick to pull all the videos. The film was in the headlines before is premiere in Cannes, but it seems buzz coverage as since decreased. Wouldn’t it be funny if the leak was actually a publicity stunt?