IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE H-WOOD
Last night, I was at the L.A. screening of Michael Moore's Sicko.
Some politically savvy celebs attended including Melissa Etheridge and John Cusack. But who knew Moore was tight with rappers? Pharrell made an unexpected appearance, telling me how him and his bro Moore were both born in April. How cute!
Moore might not be able to get along with the Bush administration, but he's got rappers on his side. That definitely goes a long way.
Hopefully most hard partying celebs have gotten a hint from Paris' drama in jail, and have either found their wagon or a sober chauffeur. Anyways, getting a DUI is so last month. The latest celeb debacle should be getting a DUIT: Driving Under the Influence of Texting.
I'm telling you, texting can cause as many or more accidents than drunk driving. Drinking and texting isn't the best idea either. If Judge Sauer really wants to screw with celebs, than this is a great option.